Derkophilia

Description
25% reduced TOTAL movement speed; Wall jumps do not reset jump counter.

Effects
This relic is very punishing as mobility is very valuable in Der Rising, and this relic strips a major portion of the player's base and potential mobility.

TOTAL movement speed reduction means that any change to movement speed (through items, relics, effects, etc...) is also affected, meaning that any increase in mobility is also reduced in effectiveness by 25%.

No jump counter reset on wall jumps means that after wall jumping, you cannot jump in mid-air until you hit the ground, even if you have multiple jumps available through items such as Serated Shoes.

Unlock Condition
Spend 1 full hour in a run.

This counts any non-paused time in a run (including AFK), however each stage is limited to 20 minutes, meaning that the best way to unlock this relic is by spending 20 minutes in each stage.

Trivia

 * This relic's quote is a reference to a Shrek 2 scene.
 * This relic name's etymology is literally: Sexual attraction to dragons.